Today I was struck by a great injustice in our world. It's Abel's birthday and as I was wishing him lots of nice things, I innocently asked when he was gong to get his birthday spanking? I mean 42 is an awful lot of strokes, I hoped he'd take them bravely.
To which he informed me that Haron would be taking it for him. Although he would administer all 42, personally.
That was how the world of bottoms and tops worked and all that. Usually I'd agree but really not even taking your own birthday spanking! So I'm starting a petition. Abel should get a birthday spanking! Who's with me?
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Come now, EJ, 42 isn't so bad! After all, I had to take mine *and* Graham's on our shared birthday, for a total of 66 strokes. From two different tops.
I'd say Abel has a choice. If he wants this day to be special in some way, Haron can take his birthday spanking, but that's it. No other spankings to detract from the occasion. And no extras on birthday spankings.
Or he could just make it a normal day.
If I were Haron, I think I'd take the birthday spanking, really.
I'm staying very, very quiet on the topic of birthday spankings given my affinity with the 29th of December... Especially as Catherine once claimed that if you're under twenty it gets doubled. Sadface!
LOL... did I? I don't remember saying that. I mean, obviously if I did, I was right in most situations; but I should have added that if your name's Scarlett *and* if your birthday happens to fall on a Tuesday then actually they treble it.
I mean, HWMBO may not be aware of that little exception to the usual rule, and if he doesn't know, then for your sake I hope nobody tells him; but it's quite normal practice in most spanking circles.
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Come now, Abel. Over you go! oh and happy birthday :)
Richard, aged 46
xo
Really, I do think Abel should man up and gracefully accept his fate...
I fully agree that Abel should take his own birthday spanking. It's the decent thing to do.
Barrister
I forgot to add that if Abel goes over the 42 smacks he's allowed to give, then he has to take double that amount from Haron or any substitute she may designate. Oh, you've already gone over, Abel? I'm sooooo sorry to hear that...
Ooh. 42. A nice number. Maybe his last seven victims should take their revenge after the traditional fashion...
Oh dear. What a shame. I didn't have internet access from the lovely hotel to which Haron took me last night for my birthday, so I didn't see this petition. So she got the 42 - and the one to grow on - with the long, heavy wooden clothes brush so thoughtfully provided by the hotel management.
:-)
Hi thanks for posting this.
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