Sunday, February 21

Not the only perverts in town

When I visit my kinky friends, we don't just do kinky stuff all the time. Man cannot live by kink alone and all that! Plus it'd be a pretty poor friendship if we couldn't pass the time happily in non-kinky ways too. So we find ourselves chatting and cooking and reading and if I can get away with it, sleeping in!

However one of my favourite things to do is go and explore the surrounding area. Visit a stately country home, or nice gardens or wander round a little town or village or some other such attraction of interest.

Over the weekend HH and I spent a nice afternoon doing just that, driving around the countryside and stopping at places that took our fancy. At one such stop we were exploring a re-modelled cottage that came with a child's bedroom all kitted out with toys. Of course I gravitated straight towards the lovely doll's house in the middle of the room. HH smiled indulgently as I oohed and ahhed over it.


But when we opened it, what a sight met our eyes. For it seemed the dolls in this house were very naughty indeed.



Upstairs the young teenage doll is being spanked by her mother. No doubt for having brought a boy doll into the house; her attempts to hide him in the bath being futile. I'm sure when her mother is finished with her, she'll be a sore and sorry little doll indeed.



And down in the dining room the youngest dolls are being lectured by their father. Have no idea what they've been up to but surely it was something very naughty. The little boy doll has been stood to face the wall while his sister gets a good talking to. I bet they both know that Daddy is holding a slipper behind his back and they're dreading when they'll have to go over his knee for a sound smacking. Soon all the children in the house will be crying but there'll be peace at last.




The funny thing about this set-up is that neither of us did anything to the dolls house! It was exactly like this when we found it and HH just had to photograph the evidence. I'm pretty sure all the other kinky culprits we know are at the other end of the country so looks like we're not the only perverts in town ;)

8 comments:

Miss Jules said...

Ohh, I love old-looking dollhouses. I always wanted one as a child and got a mediocre one with simple furniture instead.. and kudos to whoever kinkified the poor dolls. :p

Pandora Blake said...

This has given me a sudden and powerful craving to own a dollhouse so I can create kinky domestic scenes in it. In fact, I seem to remember doing something similar with my old Sylvanian Families (although that's nudging perilously close to furry territory...!)

Indy said...

Are you sure Abel didn't manage that by mental telepathy? I wouldn't put it past him, you know.

Abel1234 said...

That really is quite wonderful. I assume you did purchase it?! Or at least find out whether the maker sells the figurines separately, guessing that the doll's house itself was probably stupidly expensive?!

(@Indy - if only!)

EmmaJane said...

@Indy ha ha I know, first thing HH and I said, 'where is Abel today!'

@Pandoea @ Miss Jules, Yep I really want one of these so badly, it'd be so much fun!!

@Abel, it wasn't for sale, we were viisitng a re-modelled 19th century cottage

Abel1234 said...

If anyone reads anything about the theft of a dolls house from a museum, I'll swear it's nothing to do with me...

Master Retep said...

Well spotted. Given my recent M&S discovery, is there a trend here?

MecIrlandais said...

Strange! Did anyone see you taking the pictures or ask why you were so interested? You didn't investigate with whoever was running the cottage?