Grahame Bond, owner of Halswell House got a bit of a surprise when an organised party at his property turned from a Masked Ball into a full scale orgy at the stroke of midnight. The poor man was so shocked at such activity and blatant wearing of corsets, suspenders, leather and the like that he called the police. Yes that's correct, he called the police because people were having sex and obviously enjoying themselves far too much. Down with that sort of thing and all that!
Of course I think it would have been much more fun if whips and canes were produced and the female attendees were made to strip off and then be punished for the entertainment of the male guests.
Although goodness knows how Bond would have reacted to that. Called in the army?
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I wondered whether the owner was merely expressing *mock* outrage as a means of drumming up further business!
I was rather tempted to write to him asking about prices for a future event. But how to divide up the 350 guests? 325 schoolgirls in uniform, 25 masters? But then there'd need to be a pervy caretaker, a groundsmen, the headmaster's daughter...
I think not just the army, but the airforce and navy as well - then it could descend into a proper orgy complete with the armed forces.
As for you calculations Abel, I think you need to think again. 325/25 = 13 girls per master. And if all girls were like, for instance, EmmaJane, Rebecca, Jessica and myself, don't you think 13 would be far too many for each poor master to cope with?
Errr excuse me! I am certainly not as bad as Eliane, Rebecca and Emma! Have you even *seen* our school photo? Who's the neat angelic looking one at the end of the row?
Anyway - ahem - yes, I think Abel's calculations are a bit off. Would be nice to have more than one shot at play in the evening. We need more men!!
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