Sunday, June 14

(I) You know you're a pervert when...

You know you're a pervert when you're sorry the school year is over cos you're losing a perving opportunity. No, I'm not perving on the girls themselves, but what they're wearing. The pleasure of enjoying all the different uniforms...

Kilts, skirts or pinafores (or God forbid trousers), whether pleated, straight, long or short. Jumpers or blazers. Uniforms in blue, navy, green, grey, maroon; so many colours. Plain, plaid or stripey ties. Tights, knee high socks or ankle socks.

It's like a continuous fashion parade!

'Yes I'll have that maroon pleated shirt with the white short-sleeved blouse and the white knee socks, but I'll swap the maroon jumper for a maroon blazer and the brown shoes for black Mary Janes.'

The day I saw a a pink uniform I had to resist the urge to grab the girl and ask for her uniform stockist. (Dark pink skirt, pink and white striped blouse and a pale pink jumper!!)

Alas now all this perving will end for three months. However, I shall console myself with the exciting thought that the shops will soon be full of uniforms that I can go in and buy. It'll be feast time, not just having to rely on ebay to bring me shirts and skirts in the wrong sizes! Oh how much fun I'll have stocking up.

And of course I'll truly feel like a pervert when I go in to buy them!

4 comments:

Kami Robertson said...

Yes, you will be first class perver going to the shop to buy school uniform and drooling all over LOL Pervert ;)

Abel1234 said...

But from every problem springs opportunity... Think of the girls whose performance at school in the academic year just ending has fallen short of their teachers' or parents' expectations.

Term ending? Time for them to be sent to the tutors who'll supervise them for the summer...

(You know you're more of a pervert than Emma Jane when...)

Miss Jules said...

Darn. I even shy away from buying belts because I'm afraid of being stared at and I'd rather not explain why I need a school uniform to nosy family members, so I momentarily attempt sating my cravings with wearing a formal blazer to jeans and the likes as often as possible. Why is it that every blog I read makes me jealous sooner or later? :P

PaulaK said...

Hi EmmaJane,

It's always a shame when the Summer holidays come around. The uniform fashion parade really gets the day off to a good kinky start on the way to work, and summer is a real uniform drought (even if Dublin weather rarely provides any other kind of drought). So do you have a favourite Dublin/Irish uniform? Amazingly, (well in 2009 anyway) there are still quite a few senior schoolgirls in pinafores. Good old traditional Ireland !

Paula